The Octo Pod

Tonight me and my coworker got sent home super stupid early, so we went to Safeway and Walgreens to get liquor because we had been talking about this drink that tastes like a maraschino cherry and wanted to try it… and at Walgreens we came across a rubber chicken.  “Let’s buy it and stick it in Damon’s [another coworker] car when no one is looking!”  So we bought it, pulled into the alley next to Round Table, and snuck out to his car (which was unlocked).  She put it on the driver’s sit in a sitting up position.  Then we ran away like maniacs.  I felt like I was playing Ding Dong Ditch!  So yeah, next time he gets in his car, which should have already happened by now, he’ll find a rubber chicken in his seat and no indication as to how it got there…

I feel like a child.

Oh my god it was so hysterical, I couldn’t stop laughing, even as we were driving away I had to be extra careful because I was laughing so hard I thought I would hit a parked car or something.