December 2010
13 posts
So... apparently during the second trimester, a...
dorianthorn:
friendofgum:
and orgasms become more intense.
Um, HOLY SHIT.
I fear I may not survive this.
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So... apparently during the second trimester, a...
and orgasms become more intense.
Um, HOLY SHIT.
My boobs have now gotten so large that they are...
I’m going to need to buy a new one soon.
Just thought I’d share.
The end of my...
But you know what?
I’m twenty-two fucking years old.
It’s about time I was forced to grow up.
I did all my partying when I was 21 and now I’m over it.
I’m ready to be an adult!
…I guess…
Still, responsibility—REAL responsibility—is scary as shit!
I love how every teenage girl
livesophia:
on the internet thinks she’s bipolar.
“JUST SO CRAZY! HIGHS AND LOWS! I EITHER LOVE YOU OR I HATE YOU!”
Girl, your oves are trying to sync with the moon and tides. Your body is, for the first time ever, preparing to house another hypothetical human being every month. That, and you’re taking Pre-Calc.
You’re not manic, you’re horny and tired.
Welcome.
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There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly...
The end.