December 2009
57 posts
I learned something today
My friend and I apparently throw off a huge “sibling” vibe when we’re out in public, because we’re constantly at each other’s throats and finding ways to insult/tease/fuck with each other, and he’s now using me to pick up girls.
I love my friends.
Also, he wants to meet DT and make a statement along the lines of, “Wow, you look so different with clothes...
“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
– J.R.R. Tolkien (The Fellowship of the Ring) (via quote-book)
Kevin Jonas: "Sex not worth the wait" →
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
I fucking...
my two cents
dorianthorn:
So I’ve read some posts about “flaunting” homosexuality, heterosexuality, etc, etc, and I would just like to throw my two cents in.
It’s all crap.
We love who we love, and that’s it. When we’re in love, we like to flaunt this amazing person we’re with. We think they’re amazing, and feel other people should too.
Love is love. The gender doesn’t make any fucking difference at...
Things I learned this weekend on the road trip to...
two ultra-white girls busting moves and rapping along loudly to Eminem, 2pac, and Dr. Dre on the 99 freeway—hell yes
my roommate’s family is completely crazy (as in, her grandmother listens to Coast-to-Coast AM and believes all the stuff they talk about… and also listens to Rush Limbaugh) and I have never met a friend’s family whom I loved so much at first meeting
if I...
The number four is the only number in the English...
dorianthorn:
ohyeahfacts:
(source)
Goddamn I love stuff like this.
“i wouldn’t leave you without a brick through your window telling you of...”
– Sumner, after being told I want to visit him before he moves away
“The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual...”
– George Carlin (via marco) (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
“I believe there’s a place where the restless souls wander, burdened by the...”
– City of Angels (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Epic dreams brought on by excessive video game use...
Something about running around, trying to save the world, being shot through a time warp thing into a parallel universe in which things were exactly flipped—white people were brought over as slaves by black people, and the prejudices were exactly flipped… I was in an elevator with a couple young black ladies, and one of them asked me, “So… what’s it like being white?...
“I snuck into the bathroom while my husband was showering, opened the curtain...”
– http://itmademyday.com
“My 2 year old son was eating blueberries from a bowl when my husband asked him...”
– http://itmademyday.com
“I just watched an old man yell “I SPARKLE TOO! TEAM ME!” at two girls wearing...”
– http://itmademyday.com
“A little girl I was babysitting wanted to do arts and crafts. She spilled...”
– http://itmademyday.com
“I’ve got this perfume that’s supposed to smell like a bonfire. I let my niece...”
– http://itmademyday.com
livesophia:
THIS. OMG I LOVE THIS SO HARD.
OMG YOU GUIZE
dorianthorn:
My Tumblarity, for the first time in my Tumblr history, has broken 100!!!
Um, I still have no idea what this means or why I should be excited about it…
Pssst. I’ve had a Tumblr for about two days now, and mine’s already at 61 :P
annabel lee- edgar allen poe
dorianthorn:
clitorisaurus:
silvershadowbeliever:
thisismyarcadia:
chodemaster:
It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of ANNABEL LEE; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea; But we loved with a love that was...
“Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy into dark things, Clark Kent is a boy scout...”
– Dorian Thorn
I do not understand why women give blow jobs.
theperfectspringiswaiting:
Penises do not belong in mouths. They should not be licked. Ugh, its just gross. Also, the woman gets nothing out of it so..
This is not true! For those women with so-called “oral fixations” giving head is a rather pleasurable sensation, similar to sucking one’s thumb or a lollipop (this is coming from someone who carries a nylabone around the...
Today I camped out in front of the NBC studio from...
captainoo:
WEREWOLVES DON’T EVEN EXIST YOU DUMB CUNT.
Where do you keep getting these???
Amber: *smells fingers, giggles, then presents them to me*
Me: *backs away* What are you doing?
Amber: Smell my fingers!
Me: Amber I'm not going to smell your fingers, that's gross!
Amber: But they smell good! They smell clean! Like... Clorox!
22 days
dorianthorn:
…and counting :)
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
counting… DOWN! BAHAHA!
Three and a half hours. THREE. AND A HALF. ...
My dearest Invert Zoo, you know how much I love you. So why, oh why, do you insist on making me sit in that little room in that uncomfortable chair for THREE AND A HALF HOURS just to finish one little exam? ;.;
BUT. I AM DONE. YES!!!
The crab molted on the living room floor and then...
Dreams induced by exam studying are weird…
Here, Tumblr, have some LSD.
The more I stare at that giant octopus, the more I...
Except for the fact that they, you know, die after having sex only once. :/
